2. Thou shalt not swamp thy Facebook friends' newsfeeds with pictures of thy food. Only on Instagram shalt thou post thy victuals.
3. Thou shalt not swamp thy Facebook friends' newsfeeds every Saturday of the year with an hundred images of thy projects.
4. Thou shalt not post an opinion about Obama, feminism, or gay rights on Facebook and expect thy newsfeed to be a place of peace and harmony.
5. And it came to pass that Savannah was guilty - SO guilty - of violating the third commandment. On Facebook did all of her projects go, and her friends did groan and hide her from their newsfeeds.
6. And so a photo blog she did create. And there she did keep a record of all her projects, and the adventures of her desk dinosaurs.
7. And she did post a selfie.
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